Socially Awkward Penguin

She hung up on me because she thought my phone signal was breaking up i was just stumbling over my words

She hung up on me because she thought my phone signal was breaking up i was just stumbling over my words  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wants to make new friend Does not know how to start a conversation that doesn't sound like flirting

Wants to make new friend Does not know how to start a conversation that doesn't sound like flirting  Socially Awkward Penguin

takes off old coat to TRy ON a NEW one, WALKS OVER to CHECK self OUT IN MIRROR COMES BACK TO STRANGER wearing OLD COAT

takes off old coat to TRy ON a NEW one,
WALKS OVER to CHECK self OUT IN MIRROR COMES BACK TO STRANGER wearing OLD COAT  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to rotate water fountain nozzle to fill up water bottle nozzle doesn't turn and stands there with hands on the nozzle

Tries to rotate water fountain nozzle to fill up water bottle nozzle doesn't turn and stands there with hands on the nozzle   Socially Awkward Penguin

feels sorry and tries to tell guy that he got stood up after waiting 45 minutes was waiting for family

feels sorry and tries to tell guy that he got stood up after waiting 45 minutes was waiting for family   Socially Awkward Penguin

slows pace to avoid small talk with the person walking ahead in an online game

slows pace to avoid small talk with the person walking ahead in an online game  Socially Awkward Penguin

confuses a real person for a mannequin in a department store so embarrassed, tells everyone "a friend" did it

confuses a real person for a mannequin in a department store so embarrassed, tells everyone

Sees someone else at the urinal heads straight to a cubicle and pisses quietly pretending to shit

Sees someone else at the urinal heads straight to a cubicle and pisses quietly pretending to shit  Socially Awkward Penguin

buying lunch for others at busy subway buys half the order and goes to another subway to finish it

buying lunch for others at busy subway buys half the order and goes to another subway to finish it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Mexican lady working at Dunkin' Donuts, "Haveriting Bagu" "Thanks,you too!"

Mexican lady working at Dunkin' Donuts,
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