Socially Awkward Penguin

order egg wrap with sausage for breakfast get wrap without any egg, eat it anyway

order egg wrap with sausage for breakfast get wrap without any egg, eat it anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes post down playing cake days redditors take that shit seriously

Makes post down playing       cake days redditors take that shit seriously  Socially Awkward Penguin

makes meme not listserve worthy

makes meme not listserve worthy  Socially Awkward Penguin

I can do so much more multimedia work with a mac! But the IT department at work will sure have a hard time!

I can do so much more multimedia work with a mac! But the IT department at work will sure have a hard time!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Say something that doesn't come out quite right Repeat It several Times under your breath

Say something that doesn't come out quite right Repeat It several Times under your breath  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Oh your mom passed away last year?" "At least you'll say money on a card every Mother's Day"

Leave lecture to take a piss adrenaline rush

Leave lecture to take a piss adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

Glances down while passing woman in hall to avoid awkward eye contact Stares directly at boobs

Glances down while passing woman in hall to avoid awkward eye contact Stares directly at boobs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finishes final before anyone else stays sitting for 10 minutes to avoid being first to leave

Finishes final before anyone else stays sitting for 10 minutes to avoid being first to leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

I don't have enough friends To get a whopper

I don't have enough friends To get a whopper  Socially Awkward Penguin
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