Socially Awkward Penguin

cooks steak sucks it

cooks steak sucks it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Smiles at cute girl walking by Gum falls out my mouth

Smiles at cute girl walking by Gum falls out my mouth  Socially Awkward Penguin

moved into halls of residence starts setting an alarm for three in the morning to poop

moved into halls of residence starts setting an alarm for three in the morning to poop  Socially Awkward Penguin

Talks to crush all weekend and find out you have a lot in common and even get a coffee date with her She messages you on facebook telling you how high her confidence is after a random dude asked for her number at work.

Talks to crush all weekend and find out you have a lot in common and even get a coffee date with her She messages you on facebook telling you how high her confidence is after a random dude asked for her number at work.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Forgets atm PIN stops withdrawing money

Forgets atm PIN  stops withdrawing money  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally decides to join Facebook in attempt to be a little more social Own mother rejects friend request

Finally decides to join Facebook in attempt to be a little more social Own mother rejects friend request  Socially Awkward Penguin

Kept perfect eye contact with someone during a conversion no idea what he said

Kept perfect eye contact with someone during a conversion no idea what he said  Socially Awkward Penguin

Started writing down my thoughts in a journal Ripped out more pages than I've written

Started writing down my thoughts in a journal Ripped out more pages than I've written  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tried to thank the waitress Accidentally spit out a mouthful of food

Tried to thank the waitress Accidentally spit out a mouthful of food  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl: "When I meet up with a guy I like drinking cocktails and sex" *sips drink* Me: "Cool, I like drinks too"

Girl:
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