Socially Awkward Penguin

Merge paths with girl, end up walking right behind her "Better slow down so she won't think I'm following her"

Merge paths with girl,
end up walking right behind her

Finishes test before everyone else Sits and waits for 20 minutes because there's no easy exit route

Finishes test before everyone else   Sits and waits for 20 minutes because there's no easy exit route  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Does everything on the order screen look correct?" No thank you

Finished lifting at a maching and notice someone on my next machine. Better go three machines down to not bother them

Finished lifting at a maching and notice someone on my next machine. Better go three machines down to not bother them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone you know is at the bus stop "I guess I'll walk"

Someone you know is at the bus stop

Take off sweater and shirt

Take off sweater and shirt  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk into Pizza Joint by myself, order pizza to go So I don't look like i eat by myself

Walk into Pizza Joint by myself, order pizza to go  So I don't look like i eat by myself   Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees your car approaching the crosswalk on campus pretends he's not crossing to avoid eye contact

Sees your car approaching the crosswalk on campus pretends he's not crossing to avoid eye contact  Socially Awkward Penguin

hairdresser uses boiling water to shampoo your hair "its fine"

hairdresser uses boiling water to shampoo your hair

told a girl I couldn't hang out because of a work emergency, then before I could tell her I got it covered "it's ok, I have an insane amount of homework tonight anyways!"

told a girl I couldn't hang out because of a work emergency, then before I could tell her I got it covered
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