Socially Awkward Penguin

"bye, nice to meet you" "thanks"

get a handjob and finish in her hand "sorry"

get a handjob and finish in her hand

Applies for a job and knows the hiring managers Doesn't want to annoy them by emailingdirectly to ask about the job

Applies for a job and knows the hiring managers Doesn't want to annoy  them by emailingdirectly to ask about the job  Socially Awkward Penguin

Online at midnight waits half an hour to wish happy birthday to not seem stalkerish

Online at midnight waits half an hour to wish happy birthday to not seem stalkerish  Socially Awkward Penguin

"now talk among yourselves about..." god no

Girls name is Cindy Repeatedly call her Sydney

Girls name is Cindy Repeatedly call her Sydney    Socially Awkward Penguin

misses instruction about facing other side of field walk of shame

misses instruction about facing other side of field walk of shame  Socially Awkward Penguin

Meeting a friend somewhere, show up 30 minutes early. Too socially awkward to go someplace else, too socially awkward to sit there and wait.

Meeting a friend somewhere, show up 30 minutes early.  Too socially awkward to go someplace else, too socially awkward to sit there and wait.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone enters the stall next to you in the bathroom Doesn't make a single sound until they leave

Someone enters the stall next to you in the bathroom Doesn't make a single sound until they leave    Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't have a bomb going through airport security nervous as fuck

Doesn't have a bomb going through airport security nervous as fuck  Socially Awkward Penguin
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