Socially Awkward Penguin

Have facebook open open new tab and go to facebook

Have facebook open open new tab and go to facebook  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cashier says, "Thanks, enjoy the show" "YOU TOO"

Cashier says,

leaves message on answering machine ends with "amen"

leaves message on answering machine ends with

idk

 idk  Socially Awkward Penguin

With Friend and a girl. Is forgotten

With Friend and a girl. Is forgotten   Socially Awkward Penguin

decide to be in a domestic partnership! he goes abroad

decide to be in a domestic partnership! he goes abroad  Socially Awkward Penguin

friend ditches you say you had other plans anyway

friend ditches you say you had other plans anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

'I threw up all morning' LIQUOR SHITS!!!!!!!!!

'I threw up all morning' LIQUOR SHITS!!!!!!!!!  Socially Awkward Penguin

opens the door of occupied public toilet stays 5 seconds and THEN closes the door

opens the door of occupied public toilet stays 5 seconds and THEN closes the door  Socially Awkward Penguin

walk down stairs with dog lol watch out dawg

walk down stairs with dog lol watch out dawg  Socially Awkward Penguin
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