Socially Awkward Penguin

Diss Boyfriend's mom in text SHE READS IT WITH HER LAZY EYE

Diss Boyfriend's mom in text SHE READS IT WITH HER LAZY EYE  Socially Awkward Penguin

Win a pack at a draft, take store credit instead next kid takes the pack you would've gotten, pulls a $50 card.

Win a pack at a draft, take store credit instead
 next kid takes the pack you would've gotten, pulls a $50 card.  Socially Awkward Penguin

company picnic = mingle have to pet sit

company picnic = mingle have to pet sit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Trips on flat surface Casually ties flip-flop

Trips on flat surface Casually ties flip-flop  Socially Awkward Penguin

Do you know what this fin means? I'm about to slap the shit out of you...

Do you know what this fin means? I'm about to slap the shit out of you...  Socially Awkward Penguin

"How are you?" "How are you?" use the "sorry, I'm tired" excuse. It's your only way out.

Stay at friends house politely decline food entire weekend

Stay at friends house politely decline food entire weekend  Socially Awkward Penguin

says"your mom" joke their mom is dead

says

finished movie/serial/book feel like lost close friend

finished movie/serial/book feel like lost close friend  Socially Awkward Penguin

stop at border patrol inspection station "hola"

stop at border patrol inspection station
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