Socially Awkward Penguin

Watching something on tv. suddenly realizes creepy smile and feels self-conscious.

Watching something on tv. suddenly realizes creepy smile and feels self-conscious.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Daily Scrum Forgets what they did yesterday

Daily Scrum Forgets what they did yesterday  Socially Awkward Penguin

Talk to cute girls on the iphone get sweaty on hands and break phone on the floor

Talk to cute girls on the iphone  get sweaty on hands and break phone on the floor  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cashier asked for a $1 donation to charity. Declined. Feel bad for the cashier and their quotas. Shop somewhere else next time.

Cashier asked for a $1 donation to charity. Declined. Feel bad for the cashier and their quotas. Shop somewhere else next time.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spend $4 on mechanical pencil in school store use it once and forget it in the labs

Spend $4 on mechanical pencil in school store use it once and forget it in the labs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Bring lunch box to the office Eat it quickly in the toilet

Bring lunch box to the office Eat it quickly in the toilet   Socially Awkward Penguin

Stares at office mate's computer like you don't know what he's looking at, Says "Socially Awkward peguin" at the same time he does.

Stares at office mate's computer like you don't know what he's looking at, Says

Sitting in Irc, people talk about orgies Stays there but doesn't say anything

Sitting in Irc, people talk about orgies Stays there but doesn't say anything  Socially Awkward Penguin

Post comment on friend's facebook photo: "Wow, looks like you lost weight!" Realize later that picture was from three years ago

Post comment on friend's facebook photo:

Someone coming towards you on sidewalk Cross the street... just in case.

Someone coming towards you on sidewalk Cross the street...
just in case.  Socially Awkward Penguin
Like us for More!