Socially Awkward Penguin

How would you like your eggs cooked? "Medium rare"

How would you like your eggs cooked?

exit meeting room to answer phone "Hello!" to a room full of people

exit meeting room to answer phone

People I don't know standing by the lift I'll take the stairs

People I don't know standing by the lift I'll take the stairs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to open door foor stranger Realizes it's an automatic door

Tries to open door foor stranger Realizes it's an automatic door  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally get to ask when the narwhal bacons Ask when the bacon narwhals

Finally get to ask when the narwhal bacons Ask when the bacon narwhals  Socially Awkward Penguin

is late to work no eye contact with coworkers today

is late to work no eye contact with coworkers today  Socially Awkward Penguin

No it didn't

 No it didn't  Socially Awkward Penguin

Holds in fart and it makes stomach growl speaks loudly every time it rumbles

Holds in fart and it makes stomach growl speaks loudly every time it rumbles  Socially Awkward Penguin

trips keeps walking as if it never happened

trips keeps walking as if it never happened  Socially Awkward Penguin

made a joke and everyone laughed laughing at something else

made a joke and everyone laughed laughing at something else  Socially Awkward Penguin
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