Socially Awkward Penguin

When you say you're from Lancaster ... and people ask about your Amish culture.

When you say you're from Lancaster ... and people ask about your Amish culture.  Socially Awkward Penguin

needs to take the edge off pulls out hand sanitizer

needs to take the edge off pulls out hand sanitizer  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hold door for someone who already pushed handicap button get stuck behind door

Hold door for someone who already pushed handicap button get stuck behind door  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone you're talking to accidentally spits on your lip Leaves it there so you don't embarrass them.

Someone you're talking to accidentally spits on your lip Leaves it there so you don't embarrass them.  Socially Awkward Penguin

drives past school speeds up so as to not look like a creeper

drives past school speeds up so as to not look like a creeper  Socially Awkward Penguin

Shell Now Want to destroy home of polar bears. Im afraid for me!!

Shell Now Want to destroy home of polar bears. Im afraid for me!!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has to read to class. "...Till the world ends random sentence." Reads "Today I learned the world ends..."

Has to read to class.

Coincidentally follow car in front for miles Take a random street to avoid looking like a stalker

Coincidentally follow car in front for miles Take a random street to avoid looking like a stalker  Socially Awkward Penguin

girl your best friend likes asks if you think she is attractive you pause

girl your best friend likes asks if you think she is attractive you pause  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hi, how can I help you? Fine, how are you doing?

Hi, how can I help you? Fine, how are you doing?  Socially Awkward Penguin
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