Socially Awkward Penguin

Recieves butt-dial voicemail from a hot girl Listens to the whole thing

Recieves butt-dial voicemail from a hot girl Listens to the whole thing  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets queue jumped says "him" when asked 'who's next?"

gets queue jumped says

On the public toilet when someone else enters the restroom Coughs so they don't try to open the door

On the public toilet when someone else enters the restroom Coughs so they don't try to open the door  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to gas station to buy lotto ticket but that gas station does't have lotto tickets so i buy a drink instead.

Goes to gas station to buy lotto ticket but that gas station does't have lotto tickets so i buy a drink instead.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Misses 9 phone calls from pizza delivery guy Cancels order to avoid facing him

Misses 9 phone calls from pizza delivery guy Cancels order to avoid facing him  Socially Awkward Penguin

Face itches during haircut Sits in agony for 30 minutes

Face itches during haircut Sits in agony for 30 minutes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks into occupied public bathroom Pretends just needed to wash hands

Walks into occupied public bathroom Pretends just needed to wash hands  Socially Awkward Penguin

She likes my status i should do something

She likes my status i should do something  Socially Awkward Penguin

shakes hand, guy starts to walks past you go in for bro hug

shakes hand, guy starts to walks past you go in for bro hug  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees teacher In public

Sees teacher   In public  Socially Awkward Penguin
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