Socially Awkward Penguin

estar con una mina con la que teni onda y te pregunta quien te gusta y no sabi que chucha decirle

estar con una mina con la que teni onda y te pregunta quien te gusta  y no sabi que chucha decirle  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to subway asks for pepper jack server says "american?" Says "yes"

Goes to subway
asks for pepper jack
server says

Pee on side of bowl so i doesnt make noise flush and run so they dont hear the sound

Pee on side of bowl so i doesnt make noise flush and run so they dont hear the sound  Socially Awkward Penguin

say the same thing at the same time as a friend convince yourself you are connected telepathically

say the same thing at the same time as a friend convince yourself you are connected telepathically   Socially Awkward Penguin

SHED!!!!! ...jizz

SHED!!!!! ...jizz  Socially Awkward Penguin

Buy ticket at the theater say "you too" when seller says "enjoy the movie"

Buy ticket at the theater say

Get a compliment Don't know how to respond

Get a compliment  Don't know how to respond  Socially Awkward Penguin

Eye contact when listeninng looks everywhere else when speaking

Eye contact when listeninng looks everywhere else when speaking  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl alone in soup isle i'll go get milk and come back

Cute girl alone in soup isle i'll go get milk and come back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Always complains about roommate's loud music Roommate catches you Shazaming outside his door

Always complains about roommate's loud music Roommate catches you Shazaming outside his door  Socially Awkward Penguin
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