Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets gym membership to meet people and maintain weight Walks out of gym without exercising

Gets gym membership to meet people and maintain weight Walks out of gym without exercising  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to casually take sip of drink straw goes up nose

Goes to casually take sip of drink straw goes up nose  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ipod dies in public leaves headphones in

Ipod dies in public leaves headphones in  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes all spelling nazi on someone's ass turns out they're dyslexic

Goes all spelling nazi on someone's ass turns out they're dyslexic  Socially Awkward Penguin

Writes down wrong number Gives it to her anyway

Writes down wrong number Gives it to her anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Notices an incredibly hot girl Tells her the time

Notices an incredibly hot girl Tells her the time  Socially Awkward Penguin

cleans strangers' pee off the toilet So the people who use the bathroom next won't think it was him

cleans strangers' pee off the toilet So the people who use the bathroom next won't think it was him  Socially Awkward Penguin

He doesn't hear me the first time Doesn't understand me the second time.

He doesn't hear me the first time Doesn't understand me the second time.  Socially Awkward Penguin

make eye contact with cute girl 'QUICK, LOOK AWAY AWKWARDLY!'

make eye contact with cute girl 'QUICK, LOOK AWAY AWKWARDLY!'  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk past destination Take full lap around block instead of turning around

Walk past destination Take full lap around block instead of turning around  Socially Awkward Penguin
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