Socially Awkward Penguin

RUNS INTO FEMALE COWORKER AS HE'S EXITING THE BATHROOM HOLDS DOOR OPEN FOR HER

RUNS INTO FEMALE COWORKER AS HE'S EXITING THE BATHROOM HOLDS DOOR OPEN FOR HER  Socially Awkward Penguin

Laying on stomach tanning at the beach & pitch an australian tent stay there until it goes down & end up sunburned.

Laying on stomach tanning at the beach & pitch an australian tent stay there until it goes down & end up sunburned.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to church Prays that cute girl doesn't sit next to him

Goes to church Prays that cute girl doesn't sit next to him  Socially Awkward Penguin

Farts by accident It stinks for 10 minutes

Farts by accident It stinks for 10 minutes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Takes a dump at friends house leaves skidmarks

Takes a dump at friends house  leaves skidmarks   Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees Homeless Man Pulls out cell phone to pretend on a call

Sees Homeless Man Pulls out cell phone to pretend on a call  Socially Awkward Penguin

Soup or salad? Sounds super.

Soup or salad? Sounds super.  Socially Awkward Penguin

"yeah i'm really anal" "i love anal"

Told ex how awesome breaking bad is forgot her mom is a recovering drug addict

Told ex how awesome breaking bad is forgot her mom is a recovering drug addict  Socially Awkward Penguin

Calls up a sex hotline Leaves her talking on the phone so he can clop in the bathroom

Calls up a sex hotline Leaves her talking on the phone so he can clop in the bathroom  Socially Awkward Penguin
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