Socially Awkward Penguin

Crowd claps along to a song obsess about clapping on the beat

Crowd claps along to a song obsess about clapping on the beat  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets a boner in class right before a fire drill.

Gets a boner in class right before a fire drill.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes toilet and sees piss on the floor Wipes up so next person doesn't think it's you

Goes toilet and sees piss on the floor Wipes up so next person doesn't think it's you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pooping in the only bathroom in the office, distracted by my phone when someone knocks. "Come in!"

Pooping in the only bathroom in the office, distracted by my phone when someone knocks.

"Want to have Mexican for dinner with us?" "No, thanks. I had tacos for lunch so I'm kinda food racist now."

Goes In for handshake Wrong hand

Goes In for handshake
 Wrong hand  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hair stylist: "Is this the side you usually part your hair on?" "Yes." Spend next 8 weeks convincing yourself you wanted to 'try something new.'

Hair stylist:

Holds in sneezes during lecture to avoid attention snot shoots out of nose

Holds in sneezes during lecture to avoid attention snot shoots out of nose  Socially Awkward Penguin

Orders Tea, waitress says coffee? Coffee it is!

Orders Tea, waitress says coffee? Coffee it is!    Socially Awkward Penguin

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