Socially Awkward Penguin

Photoshops dating profile pics to make self more handsome Actually gets a date, now what?

Photoshops dating profile pics to make self more handsome Actually gets a date, now what?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spend hours researching interesting local organizations and events never attend

Spend hours researching interesting local organizations and events never attend  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ketchup bottle is empty Don't ask table next to you for theirs

Ketchup bottle is empty Don't ask table next to you for theirs  Socially Awkward Penguin

next to other guy in urinal stagefright

next to other guy in urinal stagefright  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sitting in back seat of the car Feel excluded from conversation in front of car

Sitting in back seat of the car Feel excluded from conversation in front of car  Socially Awkward Penguin

post a funny joke on facebook remove immediately

post a funny joke on facebook remove immediately  Socially Awkward Penguin

Yerd me? Yes, I heard you.

Yerd me? Yes, I heard you.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Thinks of potentially awkward situation feels embarrassed about it

Thinks of potentially awkward situation feels embarrassed about it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Don't know how to dance dance like someone else in the room

Don't know how to dance dance like someone else in the room  Socially Awkward Penguin

got called mam' over the phone but I'm a male use lower pitch for remaining of conversation

got called mam' over the phone but I'm a male use lower pitch for remaining of conversation  Socially Awkward Penguin
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