Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone walks into bathroom while you're pooping Don't make a sound until they leave

Someone walks into bathroom while you're pooping Don't make a sound until they leave    Socially Awkward Penguin

"Knock, Knock" jokes startle you

Prostitute offers her services Feels guilty for rejecting her

Prostitute offers her services Feels guilty for rejecting her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking behind woman in parking garage she thinks i'm going to rape her

Walking behind woman in parking garage she thinks i'm going to rape her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Running past someone Stop heavy breathing

Running past someone Stop heavy breathing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Parking spot open near the front door fuck that. find one in the back.

Parking spot open near the front door fuck that. find one in the back.  Socially Awkward Penguin

cashier tells you to enjoy your purchase automatically reply "you too"

cashier tells you to enjoy your purchase automatically reply

Arrives at your front door Calls to make sure you're home

Arrives at your front door Calls to make sure you're home  Socially Awkward Penguin

Phone dies right before you say goodbye No clue what to do

Phone dies right before you say goodbye No clue what to do  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone disagrees with comment you left [deleted]

Someone disagrees with comment you left [deleted]  Socially Awkward Penguin
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