Socially Awkward Penguin

walked the wrong way pull out phone and act as though new instructions have arrived

walked the wrong way pull out phone and act as though new instructions have arrived  Socially Awkward Penguin

Visit icanhazchat, they say i'm too quiet never come back

Visit icanhazchat, they say i'm too quiet never come back   Socially Awkward Penguin

creepy chris says "nice watch" to you at the urinal "uh thanks, you too"

creepy chris says

Go to get ice cream, see old high school friends outside Drive back home

Go to get ice cream, see old high school friends outside Drive back home  Socially Awkward Penguin

things to do today get up, survive, go back to bed

things to do today get up, survive, go back to bed  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tells bad joke when entering the elevator 30 seconds of shame

Tells bad joke when entering the elevator 30 seconds of shame  Socially Awkward Penguin

type a long well thought out statement, about to hit enter "stranger is typing" erase it all

type a long well thought out statement, about to hit enter

notice cashier is an old acquaintance move to another line

notice cashier is an old acquaintance move to another line  Socially Awkward Penguin

Post a comment on facebook regret. delete.

Post a comment on facebook regret. delete.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Trips over on sidewalk Laughs loudly in case anyone saw

Trips over on sidewalk Laughs loudly in case anyone saw  Socially Awkward Penguin
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