Socially Awkward Penguin

Send someone an email asking for a favor run into them 5 minutes later and don't bring it up

Send someone an email asking for a favor run into them 5 minutes later and don't bring it up  Socially Awkward Penguin

Last day in work didn't tell anyone because I hates goodbyes

Last day in work didn't tell anyone because I hates goodbyes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Press the button to cross the road everybody in their cars thinks i'm an asshole for making them wait. Quickly shuffle across the road

Press the button to cross the road everybody in their cars thinks i'm an asshole for making them wait. Quickly shuffle across the road    Socially Awkward Penguin

Make meme to post in Uconn memes No one "likes" it.

Make meme to post in Uconn memes  No one

Get invited to family dinner What's the occasion?

Get invited to family dinner What's the occasion?  Socially Awkward Penguin

GOES TO THE BAR GOES ON IREDDIT AND THINKS OF NEW MEME

GOES TO THE BAR GOES ON IREDDIT AND THINKS OF NEW MEME  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend asks for a threesome "that would be awkward"

Girlfriend asks for a threesome

Say something funny in chat room. People laugh. Not sure if they're laughing at what you said or someone else.

Say something funny in chat room. People laugh. Not sure if they're laughing at what you said or someone else.  Socially Awkward Penguin

"(Friend) is typing a message" Be sure not to interrupt him

Extremely hot girl asks me out on a date day of said date, doesn't reply to texts. updates facebook profile picture later that night of her at a party

Extremely hot girl asks me out on a date day of said date, doesn't reply to texts. updates facebook profile picture later that night of her at a party  Socially Awkward Penguin
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