Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks in on guy taking a shit "Sup"

Walks in on guy taking a shit

Happy birthday? happy birthday to you too

Happy birthday? happy birthday to you too  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone tells you to stop apologizing say sorry

someone tells you to stop apologizing say sorry   Socially Awkward Penguin

See someone you know on the street Pull out cell phone and pretend to text

See someone you know on the street Pull out cell phone and pretend to text  Socially Awkward Penguin

How would I describe my sex life? heaven, Because it doesn't exist

How would I describe my sex life?  heaven, Because it doesn't exist  Socially Awkward Penguin

delivery driver left your package with the neighbors didn't need it anyway

delivery driver left your package with the neighbors didn't need it anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

knows co-worker can hear me peeing cut stream off before co-worker deems it too long

knows co-worker can hear me peeing cut stream off before           co-worker deems it too long  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees people waiting for elevator takes stairs

Sees people waiting for elevator takes stairs  Socially Awkward Penguin

couch squeaks when you sit down spend next 15 minutes bouncing on squeaky couch, just so no one thinks that you farted.

couch squeaks when you sit down spend next 15 minutes bouncing on squeaky couch, just so no one thinks that you farted.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Talking to cute girl check watch 3 times in one minute

Talking to cute girl check watch 3 times in one minute  Socially Awkward Penguin
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