Socially Awkward Penguin

Make joke. Everybody laughs. Forget what you said. Make joke. Nobody laughs. Remember forever.

Make joke. Everybody laughs. Forget what you said. Make joke. Nobody laughs. Remember forever.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Become known as a regular at a restaurant Never go back

Become known as a regular at a restaurant Never go back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend asks what's up Reply "Good"

Friend asks what's up Reply

laughs at joke too early

laughs at joke too early  Socially Awkward Penguin

girl you like comes online, goes offline keep empty chat window open

girl you like comes online, goes offline keep empty chat window open  Socially Awkward Penguin

See fellow Redditor in Language of Film class make comic instead of trying to initiate conversation

See fellow Redditor in Language of Film class make comic instead of trying to initiate conversation  Socially Awkward Penguin

PLans out next conversation Forgets what to say next

PLans out next conversation Forgets what to say next  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has a class on the 5th floor of CAS Can't figure out where to go Asks someone for help. They don't know either.

Has a class on the 5th floor of CAS Can't figure out where to go Asks someone for help. They don't know either.  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Just send an email" spends hours writing the perfect message

tries to compliment date on her perfume "DID YOU KNOW THAT PERFUME IS MADE FROM BEAVER ANAL GLANDS?"

tries to compliment date on her perfume
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