Socially Awkward Penguin

HEARS SOMEONE COUGH "BLESS YOU"

HEARS SOMEONE COUGH

Go to hold door open for person behind me Automatic Door

Go to hold door open for person behind me Automatic Door  Socially Awkward Penguin

Dragged to bathroom by hot chick at a party She starts shitting and tells me her problems

Dragged to bathroom by hot chick at a party She starts shitting and tells me her problems  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I don't wanna make this awkward" Makes it awkward

orders delivery dreads opening the door

orders delivery dreads opening 
the door  Socially Awkward Penguin

Buy 10 bags of lollies for haloween turn porch light off and eat them all

Buy 10 bags of lollies for haloween turn porch light off and eat them all  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees someone they recognize in public Avoids eye contact at all costs.

sees someone they recognize in public Avoids eye contact at all costs.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hears people on the elevator as it approaches Takes stairs instead

Hears people on the elevator as it approaches Takes stairs instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Browsing hot friend's facebook on mobile phone Freak out when accidently click "I like" button on a picture.

Browsing hot friend's facebook on mobile phone Freak out when accidently click

Vlad the Impaler Trolls Rap Genius Forum from Albania or another weirdo country, vandalizes some shit and then gets bored and goes on car forums

Vlad the Impaler Trolls Rap Genius Forum from Albania or another weirdo country, vandalizes some shit and then gets bored and goes on car forums  Socially Awkward Penguin
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