Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend takes phone, pretends to be you and asks out your crush to the movies. She says she can go tomorrow "I swear to god that wasn't me"

Friend takes phone, pretends to be you and asks out your crush to the movies. She says she can go tomorrow

In voice chat with friends Types the whole time

In voice chat with friends Types the whole time  Socially Awkward Penguin

next to someone at the urinal please don't fart please don't fart please don't fart please don't fart please don't fart please don't fart

next to someone at the urinal please don't fart please don't fart please don't fart please don't fart please don't fart please don't fart   Socially Awkward Penguin

"Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings." ~ Salvador Dali ~ draw your own conclusions

Hey, how are you? Whatsup?

Hey, how are you? Whatsup?  Socially Awkward Penguin

waiting in line girl sees you checking her out pretend to be interested in random object where she was standing

waiting in line
girl sees you checking her out pretend to be interested in random object where she was standing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get congratulated by university president at ring ceremony "CONGRATULATIONS"

Get congratulated by university president at ring ceremony

Fart. Look around to make sure no one saw. Make eye contact with person who did.

Fart. Look around to make sure no one saw. Make eye contact with person who did.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Don't want to bother roommate Log into router to look up bittorrent port

Don't want to bother roommate Log into router to look up bittorrent port  Socially Awkward Penguin

enjoys a comment on facebook posted a few seconds ago waits 30 minutes to like it to not seem creepy

enjoys a comment on facebook posted a few seconds ago waits 30 minutes to like it to not seem creepy  Socially Awkward Penguin
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