Socially Awkward Penguin

buy candy for Halloween trick or treaters put it in a bowl with a "take one please" note on it

buy candy for Halloween trick or treaters  put it in a bowl with a

Can smell perfume convinced everyone knows

Can smell perfume convinced everyone knows  Socially Awkward Penguin

the internet gets a little tired of you disappear forever

the internet gets a little tired of you disappear forever  Socially Awkward Penguin

See friend's friend while out in public Disappear into a crowd

See friend's friend while out in public Disappear into a crowd  Socially Awkward Penguin

girl holds door open for me she wants to get married

girl holds door open for me she wants to get married  Socially Awkward Penguin

get check, food costs $10, only have a $20 100% tip

get check, food costs $10, only have a $20 100% tip  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hey man, take a hit of this" Don't cough don't cough don't cough

browsing reddit with a girl all nsfw posts are already purple

browsing reddit with a girl all nsfw posts are already purple  Socially Awkward Penguin

too nervous to overtake anyone walk the entire way

too nervous to overtake anyone walk the entire way  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend-zoned "Glad to have that off my mind"

Friend-zoned
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