Socially Awkward Penguin

so what can we do for you today? just a haircut please

so what can we do for you today?  just a haircut please   Socially Awkward Penguin

Rehearses lines to say to someone beforehand Chokes on the first part of the sentence

Rehearses lines to say to someone beforehand  Chokes on the first part of the sentence   Socially Awkward Penguin

send a message to someone while they are offline feel creepy until you get a response

send a message to someone while they are offline feel creepy until you get a response  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl asks for phone number Give her the wrong number

Cute girl asks for phone number Give her the wrong number  Socially Awkward Penguin

"You're all set sir. Have a nice trip." "You too!"

Doing homework with headphones on in dorm room Roommate comes in with girlfriend, pretend you cant hear them making out

Doing homework with headphones on in dorm room Roommate comes in with girlfriend, pretend you cant hear them making out    Socially Awkward Penguin

Working at BK is asked by hot girl if he can change a ten "Do you want fries with that?"

Working at BK is asked by hot girl if he can change a ten

cashier: "enjoy your movie" "Thanks, you too."

cashier:

Pull up to stoplight and notice beggar approaching Simultaneously lock doors and fiddle with stereo.

Pull up to stoplight and notice beggar approaching Simultaneously lock doors and fiddle with stereo.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Calls classmate by wrong name Never talk to him again

Calls classmate by wrong name Never talk to him again  Socially Awkward Penguin
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