Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees a car at the intersection he's crossing Walks behind the car

Sees a car at the intersection he's crossing Walks behind the car  Socially Awkward Penguin

Scanner at self-checkout breaks Leave store empty-handed

Scanner at self-checkout breaks Leave store empty-handed  Socially Awkward Penguin

think of a dozen funny advice animals don't submit any of them

think of a dozen funny advice animals don't submit any of them  Socially Awkward Penguin

join public google+ hangout WHERE SEX

join public google+ hangout WHERE SEX  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets distracted driving and crosses into next lane Signals last minute

Gets distracted driving and crosses into next lane Signals last minute  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally gets up the courage to ask employee where the tampons are Sorry I don't work here

Finally gets up the courage to ask employee where the tampons are  Sorry I don't work here   Socially Awkward Penguin

hot girls walking towards me Pretend to check phone to avoid eye contact

hot girls walking towards me Pretend to check phone to avoid eye contact  Socially Awkward Penguin

Public Shower Too busy avoiding looking at other men's penises to clean properly

Public Shower Too busy avoiding looking at other men's penises to clean properly   Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally works up the courage to contribute to a group conversation kills conversation. awkward silence.

Finally works up the courage to contribute to a group conversation kills conversation. awkward silence.  Socially Awkward Penguin

girl hands me her phone to add my number how the fuck do i add a new contact?

girl hands me her phone to add my number how the fuck do i add a new contact?  Socially Awkward Penguin
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