Socially Awkward Penguin

Spill something on shirt at work Feign Illness. Leave immediately

Spill something on shirt at work Feign Illness. Leave immediately  Socially Awkward Penguin

Listening to music while driving with the windows down turns the music down when stopped so no one can hear it

Listening to music while driving with the windows down turns the music down when stopped so no one can hear it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally Attends A Freshman Class Stays Through Whole Thing Because of Embarrassment

Accidentally Attends A Freshman Class Stays Through Whole Thing Because of Embarrassment   Socially Awkward Penguin

Has fake conversation on phone to look cool while standing in line phone begins to ring

Has fake conversation on phone to look cool while standing in line   phone begins to ring  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has sex with dead body watched by scientist

Has sex with dead body watched by scientist  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waitress reaches for the menu shakes her hand

Waitress reaches for the menu shakes her hand    Socially Awkward Penguin

Phone drops out of pocket Wait 10 minutes to pick it up to avoid making more noise

Phone drops out of pocket Wait 10 minutes to pick it up to avoid making more noise  Socially Awkward Penguin

walks into bathroom to piss someone else is at a urinal, pretends washing hands is what he came to do

walks into bathroom to piss someone else is at a urinal, pretends washing hands is what he came to do  Socially Awkward Penguin

5 minutes late Everyone knows I was masturbating

5 minutes late Everyone knows I was masturbating  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pretty girl gets off bus one stop before me Wonder how to find her on facebook

Pretty girl gets off bus one stop before me Wonder how to find her on facebook  Socially Awkward Penguin
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