Socially Awkward Penguin

Tells a really long and epic story No one was listening

Tells a really long and epic story No one was listening  Socially Awkward Penguin

OP Comments on own post then logs into his 6 throwaways to upvote himself

OP Comments on own post then logs into his 6 throwaways to upvote himself  Socially Awkward Penguin

Calls taxi,"where are you going to?" "home"

Calls taxi,

introduce only black friend to advice animals stutter an explanation for SBM

introduce only black friend to advice animals stutter an explanation for SBM  Socially Awkward Penguin

"3 new Facebook notifications" Mom commented on photos

WALKING BACK TO TABLE AFTER TAKING A POOP AT RESTAURANT "EVERYONE NOTICED HOW LONG I WAS GONE"

WALKING BACK TO TABLE AFTER TAKING A POOP AT RESTAURANT

trying to avoid eye contact in gym locker room lowers gaze and sees nothing but penises

trying to avoid eye contact in gym locker room lowers gaze and sees nothing but penises  Socially Awkward Penguin

So what's your name? Where are you from? What's your major? Can't think of a fourth question

So what's your name? Where are you from? What's your major? Can't think of a fourth question  Socially Awkward Penguin

At party pretend you are texting

At party pretend you are texting  Socially Awkward Penguin

holds in sneeze at work so others don't say god bless you

holds in sneeze at work so others don't say god bless you  Socially Awkward Penguin
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