Socially Awkward Penguin

Send innocuous text like "hey what's up" quadruple check to make sure your phone didn't autocorrect something to "Nigger"

Send innocuous text like

Nervous that first post will be terrible... Typo.

Nervous that first post will be terrible... Typo.  Socially Awkward Penguin

listens to rap loudly in the car Turns it off at intersections

listens to rap loudly in the car Turns it off at intersections  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ring new girlfriends house phone, mother answers... HANG UP.

Ring new girlfriends house phone, mother answers... HANG UP.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has no Pen to sign attendance sheet guess i'm absent today

Has no Pen to sign attendance sheet  guess i'm absent today   Socially Awkward Penguin

casually glances into court house on way to the caf immediately makes awkward eye contact

casually glances into court house on way to the caf  immediately makes awkward eye contact   Socially Awkward Penguin

I don't need to flirt I'll seduce you with my awkwardness

I don't need to flirt   I'll seduce you with my awkwardness  Socially Awkward Penguin

Calling customer support, gonna be aggressive to get what you want... Yelling at the automated response service

Calling customer support, gonna be aggressive to get what you want... Yelling at the automated response service  Socially Awkward Penguin

needs to meet with adviser to schedule next semester classes drops out

needs to meet with adviser to schedule next semester classes drops out  Socially Awkward Penguin

can't ever hang out with them because i never hang out with them

can't ever hang out with them because i never hang out with them  Socially Awkward Penguin
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