Socially Awkward Penguin

watching law and order: svu at home alone turn down volume so neighbors don't get the wrong impression

watching law and order: svu at home alone turn down volume so neighbors don't get the wrong impression  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pizza delivery guy tells me to enjoy my pizza Thanks, you too!

Pizza delivery guy tells me to enjoy my pizza Thanks, you too!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Receives terrible haircut doesn't speak up; says thank you, tips, and leaves

Receives terrible haircut  doesn't speak up; says thank you, tips, and leaves   Socially Awkward Penguin

Take xanax before date to relieve anxiety Can't get it up later

Take xanax before date to relieve anxiety Can't get it up later  Socially Awkward Penguin

ACQUAINTANCE DOESN'T REMEMBER YOUR NAME I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

ACQUAINTANCE DOESN'T REMEMBER YOUR NAME I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS  Socially Awkward Penguin

meant to ask "how's your puppy?" "how's your pussy?"

meant to ask

Falls down infront of girls apologizes

Falls down infront of girls apologizes  Socially Awkward Penguin

chat with girl googles "how to end chat without being awkward"

chat with girl googles

have a fantastic conversation with the girl of your dreams wake up

have a fantastic conversation with the girl of your dreams wake up  Socially Awkward Penguin

walk into bank and tellers greet me by name need to go to different branch

walk into bank and tellers greet me by name need to go to different branch  Socially Awkward Penguin
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