Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees people talking Can't decide when to jump in

Sees people talking Can't decide when to jump in  Socially Awkward Penguin

Go through the mcdonalds drive thru eat in the parking lot

Go through the mcdonalds drive thru eat in the parking lot  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets to a party early reddits on phone in car until you're 5 minutes late

Gets to a party early reddits on phone in car until you're 5 minutes late  Socially Awkward Penguin

People being too loud in library makes angry facebook status instead of asking them to be quiet

People being too loud in  library makes angry facebook status instead of asking them to be quiet  Socially Awkward Penguin

Feels phone vibrate once No second vibration, whew

Feels phone vibrate once No second vibration, whew  Socially Awkward Penguin

CONSTANTLY LIE ABOUT SHIT FOR NO APPARENT REASON LOSE TRACK OF WHAT YOU SAID TO WHOM

CONSTANTLY LIE ABOUT SHIT FOR NO APPARENT REASON LOSE TRACK OF WHAT YOU SAID TO WHOM  Socially Awkward Penguin

Eats a bad meal at a diner Over-tips the waitress

Eats a bad meal at a diner Over-tips the waitress  Socially Awkward Penguin

get drunk and put lampshade on head fellow party guests not amused

get drunk and put lampshade on head fellow party guests not amused  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to pay quickly in fast food line Spills change everywhere

Tries to pay quickly in fast food line  Spills change everywhere   Socially Awkward Penguin

Go back home for a weekend Stay inside the whole time to avoid seeing old friends that never left after high school

Go back home for a weekend Stay inside the whole time to avoid seeing old friends that never left after high school  Socially Awkward Penguin
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