Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally has sex Calls parents when he's done

Finally has sex Calls parents when he's done  Socially Awkward Penguin

New employee totally fucks up my chipolte burrito say thanks

New employee totally fucks up my chipolte burrito say thanks  Socially Awkward Penguin

Write songs for a girl Will never sing in public

Write songs for a girl Will never sing in public  Socially Awkward Penguin

See someone wearing the same shirt as you never wear that shirt again

See someone wearing the same shirt as you never wear that shirt again  Socially Awkward Penguin

thinks he's better than anyone because he's a member of online communities

thinks he's better than anyone because he's a member of online communities  Socially Awkward Penguin

Next to someone at a red light Turn down your music

Next to someone at a red light Turn down your music  Socially Awkward Penguin

drives to nude beach never leaves the car

drives to nude beach never leaves the car  Socially Awkward Penguin

No one said anything about my new haircut it must look bad

No one said anything about my new haircut it must look bad  Socially Awkward Penguin

Client Gives Backwards Directions Don't correct, Don't Raise Fee, Spend 2 extra weeks making it work

Client Gives Backwards Directions Don't correct, Don't Raise Fee, Spend 2 extra weeks making it work  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hold the door for the person walking out behind me and the 80 people walking out behind them

Hold the door for the person walking out behind me  and the 80 people walking out behind them   Socially Awkward Penguin
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