Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl tells me I'm cute and asks my name in lift on ninth floor Spend eight floors going down in silence

Girl tells me I'm cute and asks my name in lift on ninth floor Spend eight floors going down in silence  Socially Awkward Penguin

First kiss Say "Meh" and run away

First kiss Say

Girlfriend says "I love you" Respond "Me too"

Girlfriend says

Change your birthdate on facebook so nobody posts on your wall

Change your birthdate on facebook so nobody posts on your wall  Socially Awkward Penguin

Go to gym, trip up on treadmill Leave immediately

Go to gym, trip up on treadmill Leave immediately  Socially Awkward Penguin

Howard stern calls ignores phonecall

Howard stern calls ignores phonecall  Socially Awkward Penguin

Try to stop a sneeze scare half of the class

Try to stop a sneeze scare half of the class  Socially Awkward Penguin

Couldn't come up with a good costume Didn't go to the party

Couldn't come up with a good costume Didn't go to the party  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Oh you go to school in Arizona?" Yea I go to Emb...ASU

want to downvote something but that would be rude

want to downvote something but that would be rude  Socially Awkward Penguin
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