Socially Awkward Penguin

takes the elevator with you everyday no eye contact

takes the elevator with you everyday no eye contact    Socially Awkward Penguin

stranger steps on your foot "SORRY"

stranger steps on your foot

intends to save seat at bar for coworker looks the other way when someone takes it

intends to save seat at bar for coworker looks the other way when someone takes it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Trip over own feet Inspect shoes as if there is some defect causing you to trip

Trip over own feet Inspect shoes as if there is some defect causing you to trip  Socially Awkward Penguin

arrive at party early hide in the bathroom until other people show up

arrive at party early hide in the bathroom until other people show up  Socially Awkward Penguin

Calls doctor's office after hours to refill a prescription Just so I don't have to speak to an actual person.

Calls doctor's office after hours to refill a prescription Just so I don't have to speak to an actual person.     Socially Awkward Penguin

In the best shape of my life get called fat on reddit

In the  best shape of my life get called fat on reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend likes status update thanks them

Friend likes status update thanks them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Movie ticket vendor says, "enjoy the show" "thanks, you too"

Movie ticket vendor says,

given wrong change walks away anyway

given wrong change walks away anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin
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