Socially Awkward Penguin

"alright guys, let's play shirts versus skins" Oh God no

Girl invites me to a double date at the movies Sits next to the guy because I'm nervous.

Girl invites me to a double date at the movies Sits next to the guy because I'm nervous.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Female coworker talks to you at a happy hour Assume "She wants the D"

Female coworker talks to
you at a happy hour Assume

Receive sympathy BLowjob "How much do I owe you?"

Receive sympathy BLowjob

Really from Arlington Says from fairfax to fit in

Really from Arlington Says from fairfax to fit in  Socially Awkward Penguin

Realizes he's in the wrong class Stays anyway

Realizes he's in the wrong class Stays anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Need to poop, walk in bathroom Person in already, wash hands. Crisis averted

Need to poop, walk in bathroom Person in already, wash hands.  Crisis averted  Socially Awkward Penguin

10 year-old selling girl scout cookies at your door never say no

10 year-old selling girl scout cookies at your door never say no  Socially Awkward Penguin

Female OnStar operator answers call. Say nothing.

Female OnStar operator answers call.  Say nothing.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Starts to tell story oh god this is the worst story anyone's ever told

Starts to tell story oh god this is the worst story anyone's ever told   Socially Awkward Penguin
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