Socially Awkward Penguin

Hears coworker washing hands Waits until he leaves to come out of stall

Hears coworker washing hands Waits until he leaves to come out of stall   Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks into shop to apply for a job Buys something and leaves

Walks into shop to apply for a job Buys something and leaves  Socially Awkward Penguin

Say hi to wrong person on fb chat immediately sign out and never mention the incident again

Say hi to wrong person on fb chat immediately sign out and never mention the incident again  Socially Awkward Penguin

Medic wants to heal me No, thats ok

Medic wants to heal me No, thats ok  Socially Awkward Penguin

Done at urinal, pretend to keep going. More pee = more manly

Done at urinal, pretend to keep going. More pee = more manly  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally touch something you don't want at a buffet feel like you have to eat it

Accidentally touch something you don't want at a buffet feel like you have to eat it  Socially Awkward Penguin

In shower, getting ready for a party Rehearsing everything you're going to say to everyone And you're pretending to be both people

In shower, getting ready for a party Rehearsing everything you're going to say to everyone And you're pretending to be both people  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hears about a group work which has to be done in a later Term Thinks about changing college

Hears about a group work which has to be done in a later Term Thinks about changing college  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees hot girl at party asks name, major, year, hometown, favorite class

Sees hot girl at party asks name, major, year, hometown, favorite class  Socially Awkward Penguin

finds pee on toilet seat at party has to clean it or else they will think it was me

finds pee on toilet seat at party has to clean it or else they will think it was me  Socially Awkward Penguin
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