Socially Awkward Penguin

Autzen ticketbox attendenant authorizes my ticket: "Go ducks" "you too"

Autzen ticketbox attendenant authorizes my ticket:

asks for the usual they have no idea who you are

asks for the usual they have no idea who you are  Socially Awkward Penguin

New person moves into office Move offices to avoid talking to him

New person moves into office Move offices to avoid talking to him  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk around unconsciously frowning Not enough time to rearrange face into smile when acquaintance walks by

Walk around unconsciously frowning Not enough time to rearrange face into smile when acquaintance walks by  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hover Mouse over downvote button afraid they'll find out, continue browsing

Hover Mouse over downvote button afraid they'll find out, continue browsing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking with only 1 friend on sidewalk ends up on grass anyway

Walking with only 1 friend on sidewalk ends up on grass anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

asks you, "how's your boyfriend?" you broke up six months ago

asks you,

Recieves Christmas greeting from bum on street Slurs exact same phrase back while walking away

Recieves Christmas greeting from bum on street Slurs exact same phrase back while walking away  Socially Awkward Penguin

“I have come to the frightening conclusion that I am the decisive element. It is my personal approach that creates the climate. It is my daily mood that makes the weather. I possess tremendous power to make life miserable or joyous. I can be a tool

“I have come to the frightening conclusion that I am the decisive element. It is my personal approach that creates the climate. It is my daily mood that makes the weather. I possess tremendous power to make life miserable or joyous. I can be a tool   Socially Awkward Penguin

farted in front of a girl can never talk to her again

farted in front of a girl can never talk to her again  Socially Awkward Penguin
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