Socially Awkward Penguin

doesn't know anyone at party plays with their cat the whole time

doesn't know anyone at party  plays with their cat the whole time  Socially Awkward Penguin

choice between baby shower or funeral there's less talking at a funeral

choice between baby shower or  funeral there's less talking at a funeral  Socially Awkward Penguin

upload more than one thing to reddit in 24 hours feel extremely guilty and expect attack

upload more than one thing to reddit in 24 hours feel extremely guilty and expect attack  Socially Awkward Penguin

server messes up food order at a restaurant eats food anyway

server messes up food order at a restaurant eats food anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Lets out a big sneeze Farts

Lets out a big sneeze Farts  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stops at a traffic light next to a White girl turns down Adele's Music

Stops at a traffic light
next to a White girl turns down Adele's Music    Socially Awkward Penguin

Welcome to Subway, what can I get you? I'll have a football meatlong

Welcome to Subway, what can I get you? I'll have a football meatlong  Socially Awkward Penguin

See an off-duty fireman approaching in grocery store pull cart over to the right and wait patiently for him to pass

See an off-duty fireman approaching in grocery store pull cart over to the right and wait patiently for him to pass  Socially Awkward Penguin

Arrive at friends backdoor Text message: "I'm here"

Arrive at friends backdoor Text message:

Talk to automated phone representative Say please and thank you

Talk to automated phone representative Say please and thank you  Socially Awkward Penguin
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