Socially Awkward Penguin

Avoid using people's first names in case you're wrong

Avoid using people's first names in case you're wrong  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl kisses you Go to sit on the couch and think about how this just happened

Girl kisses you Go to sit on the couch and think about how this just happened  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees cute girl wearing forever alone t-shirt on omegle panic and disconnect

Sees cute girl wearing forever alone t-shirt on omegle panic and disconnect  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hey, Jessica! We met at a party a couple days ago and I just wanted to see how you're doing? backspaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hey, Jessica! We met at a party a couple days ago and I just wanted to see how you're doing? backspaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  Socially Awkward Penguin

WAITRESS AT FRIDAY'S SAYS "THE HEAT IS KILLING ME, I WISH SOMEONE COULD BLOW IN MY FACE FOR AN HOUR" "WELL I GIVE GOOD BLOWJOBS"

WAITRESS AT FRIDAY'S SAYS

Stranger: How's it going? Reply: How's it going?

Stranger: How's it going? Reply: How's it going?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Meets someone they know in the super market Spend the rest of the time trying to avoid them down different aisles

Meets someone they know in the super market Spend the rest of the time trying to avoid them down different aisles
  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend motions for a high five grabs thumb

Friend motions for a high five grabs thumb   Socially Awkward Penguin

People are handing out flyers at the wall pretend to text so you won't feel bad about not taking one

People are handing out flyers at the wall pretend to text so you won't feel bad about not taking one  Socially Awkward Penguin

rubs forearm to get rid of boner girl next to him says, "You know, I'm a redditor too"

rubs forearm to get rid of boner girl next to him says,
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