Socially Awkward Penguin

Ipod dies during bus ride leaves headphones on to avoid conversation

Ipod dies during bus ride leaves headphones on to avoid conversation  Socially Awkward Penguin

retired co-worker returned to say hello to everyone it's been an hour i still haven't left the mens room

retired co-worker returned to say hello to everyone it's been an hour i still haven't left the mens room  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tell a story to friends oh god i just realized it isn't interesting

Tell a story to friends oh god i just realized it isn't interesting     Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees fellow redditor using reddit app on public transport says nothing

Sees fellow redditor using reddit app on public transport says nothing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Buy Sub, ask for no mayo, get mayo Eat worst sub of life

Buy Sub, ask for no mayo, get mayo Eat worst sub of life  Socially Awkward Penguin

Neighbor blasting music at 3 am I'll just sleep during the day tomorrow

Neighbor blasting music at 3 am I'll just sleep during the day tomorrow  Socially Awkward Penguin

"How would you like your eggs?" "well done"

Type long, thought out reply to a comment delete

Type long, thought out reply to a comment delete  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets "poked" by crush on facebook spends 2 hours debating whether to respond

gets

friend buys me coffee i reach for change

friend buys me coffee i reach for change  Socially Awkward Penguin
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