Socially Awkward Penguin

Waiter: Enjoy your food Me: You too

Waiter: Enjoy your food Me: You too  Socially Awkward Penguin

get mistaken for someone else don't correct them

get mistaken for someone else don't correct them  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets speeding ticket from cop says thank you

gets speeding ticket from cop says thank you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Working out at gym, resting inbetween sets make sure whenever someone walks in your line of blank stare vision to immediately blank stare elsewhere

Working out at gym, resting inbetween sets make sure whenever someone walks in your line of blank stare vision to immediately blank stare elsewhere  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hey! How you been? Not much.

Hey! How you been? Not much.   Socially Awkward Penguin

introduced to my girlfriend's partially blind sister Starts speaking louder

introduced to my girlfriend's partially blind sister Starts speaking louder  Socially Awkward Penguin

Attempt to let a girl you're not attracted to off easily. Fuck it up royally.

Attempt to let a girl you're not attracted to off easily. Fuck it up royally.  Socially Awkward Penguin

get a haircut from a female most intimate relationship to date

get a haircut from a female most intimate relationship to date  Socially Awkward Penguin

Submission to /r/f7u12/ gets picked up by spam filter don't contact mods

Submission to /r/f7u12/ gets picked up by spam filter don't contact mods  Socially Awkward Penguin

Reads entire post 3 paragraph post Still reads TL;DR to make sure I didn't miss anything

Reads entire post 3 paragraph post Still reads TL;DR to make sure I didn't miss anything  Socially Awkward Penguin
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