Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to an AIESEC Conference doesn't do roll calls

Goes to an AIESEC Conference   doesn't do roll calls  Socially Awkward Penguin

toilet won't flush at nurses office quickly leave without saying a word and don't return for 2 years

toilet won't flush at nurses office quickly leave without saying a word and don't return for 2 years  Socially Awkward Penguin

Dead penguin with eyes half open looks like compliant female Have sex with corpse

Dead penguin with eyes half open looks like compliant female Have sex with corpse  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Happy birthday!" "You too!"

Finally gained the courage to speak up in class *Voice crack*

Finally gained the courage to speak up in class  *Voice crack*   Socially Awkward Penguin

Seats are for registered students only Waits for someone else to stand up first

Seats are for registered students only Waits for someone else to stand up first    Socially Awkward Penguin

One of two urinals occupied waits ten minutes to use stall

One of two urinals occupied waits ten minutes to use stall    Socially Awkward Penguin

"How you doing?" Not much.

Somebody you know coming your way Pretend to talk on cell phone to avoid social interaction

Somebody you know coming your way Pretend to talk on cell phone to avoid social interaction  Socially Awkward Penguin

on facebook chat "Hey I'm going out, I'll talk to you later" Signs off. Continues browsing reddit.

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