Socially Awkward Penguin

Fellow Redditor left a nice message and asked for a response back.. drives away immediately

Fellow Redditor left a nice message and asked for a response back.. drives away immediately  Socially Awkward Penguin

"are your pants wet?" "do you want them to be?"

Realizes he's in the wrong lecture Doesn't leave

Realizes he's in the wrong lecture   Doesn't leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cop gives you a ticket Says "Thank you"

Cop gives you a ticket Says

Pretend to look at ground actually checking if fly is up

Pretend to look at ground  actually checking if fly is up  Socially Awkward Penguin

world penguin day still doesn't make front page

world penguin day still doesn't make front page  Socially Awkward Penguin

Birthday today Dreading phone calls from relatives

Birthday today Dreading phone calls from relatives  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees redditer, tries to reference something funny. Sends to wrong person.

Sees redditer, tries to reference something funny. Sends to wrong person.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl joins me to wait for elevator take the stairs

Cute girl joins me to wait for elevator take the stairs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Skips corridor party Stays inside room for a week pretending to be sick

Skips corridor party Stays inside room for a week pretending to be sick  Socially Awkward Penguin
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