Socially Awkward Penguin

Redditor for 1 month just got brave enough to comment on posts, deletes anyway.

Redditor for 1 month just got brave enough to comment on posts, deletes anyway.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Still a Virgin Knows more about Sex than sexually active friends

Still a Virgin Knows more about Sex than sexually active friends  Socially Awkward Penguin

Several available urinals waits in line to pee in stall

Several available urinals waits in line to pee in stall   Socially Awkward Penguin

Acquaintance calls on cellphone Screen call and text them 2 hours later: "Sorry I missed your call, what's up?"

Acquaintance calls on cellphone Screen call and text them 2 hours later:

Makes phone call. human being answers instead of machine. Hangs up.

Makes phone call. human being answers instead of machine. Hangs up.  Socially Awkward Penguin

greets white guy on street with "good morning" black guy with "wassup"

greets white guy on street with

Goes to same school for years Gets asked if today was first day

Goes to same school for years Gets asked if today was first day  Socially Awkward Penguin

Not cool enough to hang with the cool group not nerdy enough to hang with the nerds

Not cool enough to hang with the cool group not nerdy enough to hang with the nerds  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone is behind you doesn't know how to walk

Someone is behind you doesn't know how to walk  Socially Awkward Penguin

upvotes everything on the new page gets zero upvotes

upvotes everything on the new page gets zero upvotes  Socially Awkward Penguin
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