Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend wants you to tell a funny story to some people you just met.. "go on.. Tell them" You ask him to tell it for you.

Friend wants you to tell a funny story to some people you just met..

no one wants to call to order the pizza guess we're not having pizza

no one wants to call to order the pizza guess we're not having pizza  Socially Awkward Penguin

SUBMIT UNPOPULAR LINK TO REDDIT DOWNVOTE TO AVOID STANDING OUT

SUBMIT UNPOPULAR LINK TO REDDIT DOWNVOTE TO AVOID STANDING OUT  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl smiles at you after making eye contact pretends it didn't happen and keeps walking

Cute girl smiles at you after making eye contact pretends it didn't happen and keeps walking  Socially Awkward Penguin

Start email, "Thanks for getting back to me so quickly" Eventually delete that, change to "Sorry for the slow reply"

Start email,

come in to say something funny everybody is serious

come in to say something funny everybody is serious  Socially Awkward Penguin

Recognizes Fellow Redditor at Work Akwardly mentions Reddit

Recognizes Fellow Redditor at Work Akwardly mentions Reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Singing badly to music while driving home, while at redlight notice window is down stare straight foreward hopefully no one is looking at me

Singing badly to music while driving home, while at redlight notice window is down stare straight foreward hopefully no one is looking at me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Nurse asks which arm I write with for flu shot I don't care, you choose

Nurse asks which arm I write with for flu shot I don't care, you choose  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sets phone to silent when texting just in case sound disturbs co-workers

Sets phone to silent when texting  just in case sound disturbs co-workers  Socially Awkward Penguin
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