Socially Awkward Penguin

Finished this final exam! FUCK now I have to make awkward "goodbye" remarks/ meaningful eye contact with professor

Finished this final exam! FUCK now I have to make awkward

GET COMPLEMENT FROM A GIRL tell them they're drunk

GET COMPLEMENT FROM A GIRL tell them they're drunk  Socially Awkward Penguin

Uses sarcasm Perceived as stupid

Uses sarcasm Perceived as stupid  Socially Awkward Penguin

Boy I like says he sometimes doesn't want to go out That's okay, I can handle perks-- I mean, quirks

Boy I like says he sometimes doesn't want to go out That's okay, I can handle perks-- I mean, quirks  Socially Awkward Penguin

Todays my birthday. Spent 30 minutes convincing my self to post it on reddit Not one upvote. I should have known

Todays my birthday. Spent 30 minutes convincing my self to post it on reddit Not one upvote. I should have known  Socially Awkward Penguin

Guy standing behind him waiting to use the urinal... Can't pee. Flush and wash hands anyway.

Guy standing behind him waiting to use the urinal... Can't pee. Flush and wash hands anyway.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to start conversation with barber "So, what do you do for a living?"

Tries to start conversation with barber

"hot girl smiles at you" Piss your pants

Gets prescribed medical marijuana for anxiety changes nothing

Gets prescribed medical marijuana for anxiety changes nothing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Plays chat roulette, connects with a cute girl F3

Plays chat roulette, connects with a cute girl F3  Socially Awkward Penguin
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