Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk into blind person "Sorry, I wasn't looking"

Walk into blind person

See other person in the bathroom Don't have to pee anymore

See other person in the bathroom Don't have to pee anymore  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally build up the courage to wave down the bus OH JESUS already indicating

Finally build up the courage to wave down the bus OH JESUS
already indicating  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tell her to call me over the weekend By Thursday: "She's already forgotten about me!"

Tell her to call me over the weekend By Thursday:

Friend Hacks facebook Most liked status in months

Friend Hacks facebook Most liked status in months  Socially Awkward Penguin

Teacher pronounces your name incorrectly Go by that name for the rest of the year

Teacher pronounces your name incorrectly Go by that name for the rest of the year  Socially Awkward Penguin

Don't pick the urinal too close. he will think you'll look. Not too far. he'll think you think he'll look.

Don't pick the urinal too close. he will think you'll look. Not too far. he'll think you think he'll look.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Orders two subs for himself "No onions on this one, it's for my gf"

Orders two subs for himself

"Hey whatsup?" "Good."

on facebook chat "hey I'm going out, I'll talk to you later" Signs off. Continues browsing reddit in solitude.

on facebook chat
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