Socially Awkward Penguin

musters up courage to say goodbye to co-workers comes out as unintelligible croak from not speaking all day

musters up courage to say
goodbye to co-workers comes out as unintelligible croak from not speaking all day  Socially Awkward Penguin

Masturbates Accidentally licks cupcake with finger

Masturbates   Accidentally licks cupcake with finger  Socially Awkward Penguin

Need to use phone to cancel service Who needs an extra 30 dollars a month anyway

Need to use phone to cancel service Who needs an extra 30 dollars a month anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Movie theater worker tells you to "Enjoy your show" reply "You too"

Movie theater worker tells you to

Birthday is Tomorrow Dread imminent onslaught of "Happy Birthday" posts on my Facebook Wall

Birthday is Tomorrow Dread imminent onslaught of

Sees someone drop something Keeps walking to avoid conversation.

Sees someone drop something Keeps walking to avoid conversation.  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to the bathroom to pee sees self in the mirror... stage fright

goes to the bathroom to pee sees self in the mirror... stage fright  Socially Awkward Penguin

Talk to pretty girl in class Try to impress her with break dancing

Talk to pretty girl in class Try to impress her with break dancing  Socially Awkward Penguin

"says good bye after night out" walks same way to parking lot

someone walks into the same restroom you're in try to take dump as quietly as possible

someone walks into the same restroom you're in try to take dump as quietly as possible  Socially Awkward Penguin
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