Socially Awkward Penguin

grocery store's automated checkout machine is broken not eating this week

grocery store's automated checkout machine is broken not eating this week  Socially Awkward Penguin

Have question for coworker sitting next to me Walk away and email them from my phone

Have question for coworker sitting next to me Walk away and email them from my phone  Socially Awkward Penguin

See friend at 3 P.M. Say good morning

See friend at 3 P.M. Say good morning  Socially Awkward Penguin

Silent elevator ride with a complete stranger ends "See you later"

Silent elevator ride with a complete stranger ends

Tries to open door misses handle and slams head on it

Tries to open door misses handle and slams head on it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Meet someone with weird name Never say their name outloud just in case it was a joke.

Meet someone with weird name  Never say their name outloud just in case it was a joke.   Socially Awkward Penguin

See's an old teacher in public, thinks, don't make eye contact.

See's an old teacher in public, thinks, don't make eye contact.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stood at the urinal pretending to still be peeing just to avoid the conversation at the sink with a coworker.

Stood at the urinal pretending to still be peeing just to avoid the conversation at the sink with a coworker.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Have to pee while studying in library take all your stuff instead of asking someone to watch it

Have to pee while studying in library take all your stuff instead of asking someone to watch it  Socially Awkward Penguin

SARAH IS ONLINE SAY 'HI' SARAH IS OFFLINE

SARAH IS ONLINE
SAY 'HI' SARAH IS OFFLINE  Socially Awkward Penguin
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