Socially Awkward Penguin

Hear people laughing assume that they are laughing at you

Hear people laughing assume that they are laughing at you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Set email notification on your phone so everyone thinks you are getting tons of text messages It's all junk mail

Set email notification on your phone so everyone thinks you are getting tons of text messages It's all junk mail  Socially Awkward Penguin

Remembers laptop volume is on refuses to open it in class

Remembers laptop volume is on refuses to open it in class  Socially Awkward Penguin

Do funny Chip Chipperson impression People think you are actually retarded

Do funny Chip Chipperson impression People think you are actually retarded  Socially Awkward Penguin

I told my friend classes interrupted my "Buffy time" She thought I had a girlfriend.

I told my friend classes interrupted my

asked to roll over on back during massage Boner.

asked to roll over on back during massage Boner.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Knows reddit is down checks anyway

Knows reddit is down checks anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

First one to arrive at bar to meetup with friends waits outside til they show up

First one to arrive at bar to meetup with friends waits outside til they show up    Socially Awkward Penguin

Meet people for the first time who you've been talking to on Brandeis Facebook Group for the whole summer Hug?

Meet people for the first time who you've been talking to on Brandeis Facebook Group for the whole summer Hug?  Socially Awkward Penguin

skips athletic awards ceremony Avoids eye contact with athletes for a week

skips athletic awards ceremony   Avoids eye contact with athletes for a week  Socially Awkward Penguin
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